In Episode 65: What I liked about Outliers, special guest Sean Conroy describes being punched in the face after cutting a motorist off on the road. Violence is never funny, but when Conroy talks about it, you laugh.
Download Clip Clip Length: 1 min. Air Date: 1/11/09
Carlos Talks About His Neighbors Having Crazy, Loud Sex Every Night
In Episode 80: Love Thy Neighbor But Screw With The Lights Out, Carlos talks about his neighbors having really loud sex every night. Carlos lives with his parents and the sexual activities in the next appartment caused a huge, awkward moment between Carlos and his mother. This clip is hilarious and filled with awkwardness. This episode featured guests Dan and Tom Donatelli.
Download Clip Clip Length: 5 min. 25 sec. Air Date: 4/25/09
The Greatest Ball-Busting Moment of the Second Column Podcast
In Episode 52: The Saddest Places To Drink, guest comedians Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez get into one of the best ball-busting moments in the history of The Second Column podcast. This show is known for ball-busting, but this is the best to date. Drinking was heavily involved.
Download Clip. Clip Length: 2 min. 39 sec. Air Date: 10/5/08
In Episode 22: Flavenoid Behavior Theory, regular guest comedian and creator of "Agent Bear" Kevin Ford gets drunk by the end of the show and gets a terrible case of the hiccups. This is a Second Column Podcast favorite. It was as if someone put laughing gas in the room. Kevin can barely get through his own plugs at the end of the show. Kevin can regularly be seen performing improv and sketch around Los Angeles in the improv troupe The Great Adventure.
Download Clip Clip Length: 4 min. 16 sec. Episode Air Date: March 9th 2008
Mike Defends The New Aftermath Sound Effect
No one likes the new Aftermath sound effect. Mike tries to defend the new sound effect and is riddled with insults. This is from Episode 55: What I Fear with special guest Doug Driesel Jr.
Download Clip Clip Length: 1 min. 24 sec. Episode Air Date: October 25, 2008
Chris Mosier's Hilarious Hiring Story
In Episode 36: In Opposition to the Open Door Policy, guest comedian and writer Chris Mosier tells the hilarious story of an interview for a coaching position that gets completely out of hand. If you have ever had a bad job interview, this clip is for you. This episode also featured writer Dan Donatelli.
Download Clip Episode Air Date: 6/15/08 Clip Length: 3 min. 51 sec.
Mike's Virtual Date in GTA Liberty City
In episode 53: Mail Goggles, Mike describes his terrible virtual date in GTA Liberty City. Guesting on this episode is comedian and writer Chris Mosier.
Download Clip Clip length: 1 min. 23 sec. Air Date: 10/12/08
Classic Los From The Coast
Carlos Jaime often plays a seductive DJ named "Los From The Coast" on the show. This character has become a favorite to the podcast. This clip is from Episode 59: Kanye West Hates Smart People with special guest Neva Reese.
Download Clip Clip Length: 2 min. 19 sec. Episode Air Date: November 23, 2008
Mike Pines for a Girl and Her Dad Hates Him
If you have ever seen the movie "Meet The Parents," Mike describes a very simalar experience with a girl he used to like. This very funny clip is from Episode 58: Lies I Tell with guest Amy Rhodes.
Download Clip Clip Length: 1 min. 51 sec. Episode Air Date: November 16, 2008
Chris Mosier's Solution To The Awkward Silence
Chris Mosier describes his solution to ending that awkward silence that can occur between two people meeting for the first time. For anyone that has ever feared that silence and lull in a conversation, this clip is for you. This clip is from Episode 53: Mail Goggles.
Download Clip Clip Length: 3 min. 16 sec. Episode Air Date: October 12, 2008
The Good Innkeeper
"The Good Innkeeper" is a Christmas sketch written by Joe Donatelli that was performed live on the show by Mike, Joe, Carlos and Sean. Carlos had the very important part of playing a sheep. If you close your eyes, you will think that Carlos is really a sheep. This "radio show" was performed in Episode 13: The Good Innkeeper.
Download Clip Clip Length: 7 min. 14 sec. Episode Air Date: December 11, 2007
Mike's Weird Dream
In Episode 20: My Big TV Debut, Mike Costantini describes a dream which resulted in him wetting his bed. This episode featured guest Doug Driesel Jr.
Download Clip Clip Length: 2 min. 52 sec. Episode Air Date: February 22, 2008
Mike's Love Of Ducks
Enter the madness of Mike's mind with this classic clip from a very old episode. In Episode 2: I Want You But I Really Want Eggrolls, Mike explains what cartoon character he finds attractive. It is best to just listen to this one.
Download Clip Clip Length: 2 min. 48 sec. Episode Air Date: September 24, 2007
Dan Donatelli's Funny Party Story
In Episode 36: In Opposition to the Open Door Policy, Dan Donatelli describes a very funny encounter with a girl at a party. The episode also featured guest comedian Chris Mosier.
Download Clip Clip Length: 53 sec. Episode Air Date: June 15, 2008
Joe Insists Hawaii is Not a State
In Episode 4: Business Hammocks, Joe refuses to accept that Hawaii is actually a state. Joe's statement launches an interesting and funny discussion about Hawaii. This episode featured the first guest of the show, Dan Donatelli, and the first audience member of the show, Tom Donatelli.
Download Clip Clip Length: 1 min. 46 sec. Episode Air Date: October 5, 2007